Oh... I guess I have to reflect? Nah.

All last week I was anticipating my reflection post about my first year of college. It was going to be deep, clever, insightful, all of the excellent things. But I don't want to force meaning into my post. I don't want to create some tortured metaphor to explain how this past academic year changed me or how it was the best year of my life. I'm just going to write and see what happens. Don't expect anything, okay?

An Old Man's Wheezing Waffle

"What a year it has been! Hopefully your heads are a little fuller than they were . . . you have the whole summer ahead to get them nice and empty before next year starts. . . ."

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days...

Hello, all.

Well, despite my attempts at hanging out with some members of this blog, Monday and Tuesday have thus far eluded me.  I have seen Kevin (we played Settlers with Devin.  Kevin won.), but that's it thus far.

If you are/were wondering, the business is going well.  This week Devin and I put together a desk and I walked some more dogs.  Expect to see me on the next Fortune 500 cover. Jump!

The White Whale

This video is in HD!  So if you've got the internets for it...

Also, I finally figured out why when I take a test shot the lighting is fine, but then half of me is washed out in the video.  I'll fix it for next week's video but I'm wayyyyy too over it at this point.

Stuff I forgot: Oh wait the stuff I was gonna write here is stuff that's gonna happen on saturday.  I guess I could write about that next week.  Or vlog.  Whatever.

-Rich

P.S. SO BORED.

The Longest Weekend in History! Sort of.

This is not the post where I reminisce about the entire school year. This is not the post where I tell you what I've learned on my journeys through freshman year. This is the post telling you about the longest weekend I have ever experienced and why it felt like it went on for ages. 

Well then...

I probably won't get to posting today much to Derek's not-surprise, but I was and still intend to post with a small recap of my week.  So I'll update this later; it it's not on Tuesday then I apologize.  Talk to you soon.

Jason

What I Learned In Boating School Is

BLANKITY, BLANKITY, BLANK.

295 Federal Crimes on the Wall, 295 Federal Crimes..

Hello, fellow bloggers.

Well, it pains me to admit this.  I pride myself on being a law-abider, but, since my last writing, I have performed 295 federal crimes.  I know, I know.  You’re all shocked and surprised if you’ve even taken my word for it.  You probably think it’s some kind of joke.  But I’ll explain in short, because I have 22 minutes until midnight.  Let’s do this.

I had no idea what the hell I did.

(Little more after the jump)

The Post in Which I Re-Enact the First Few Pages of "The Satanic Verses" but With a Better Ending.

So I'm not feeling very inspired to write anything quality or clever today, so you're just going to have to deal with my idiotic ramblings. Well, actually, the nice this is: you don't even have to deal with my rambling. You could, in fact, just skip this post if you wanted to. But it sort of has interesting content, like how I went skydiving and went to my first actual concert and things. So yeah. Decisions, decisions.

Error 37

It's Tuesday folks in case you didn't know.  And what does that mean?  Well, to you it may mean another blog post.  But to me, it means that Diablo 3 is officially out.  Now, in case you were unaware that this wondrous was coming out, or even that it existed, I pity your existence.  Ok, maybe that's a little harsh.  So far, in my less than three hours of game time, it's a pretty good game but nothing to scream about...yet.  We'll see how it goes.  I have high hopes, especially since my entire middle-school/early high school career was dominated by this game.  Since many of you probably don't care to hear about my level 11 Wizard I will continue on with what I do think you will enjoy hearing about.

Scooby Dooby Doo, Where Are You?

I did many things last week, most of which were very routine and therefore undeserving of mention herein. However, it is my belief that at least a couple of them were slightly less routine and consequently worthy of note, for what is the purpose of this blog if not to expound upon the triumphs and travails of the collegiate week (phrase taken from our 11th grade history textbook, as in "The Triumphs and Travails of the Jeffersonian Republic), even if they are none too triumphant when compared to other triumphs, nor travailent when compared to other travails. Not to be confuse with trivalent. Because one is a word, and one isn't, and in any case I haven't taken a chemistry class since tenth grade, and do not intend to break that trend any time in the foreseeable or unforeseeable future.

The Bad Thing About Posting on Fridays

The bad thing about posting on Fridays is that if you have any evening plans it’s awkward to post.  Which is why it’s 1:13 AM here, and now that I’m on Pacific Time, that puts me as posting on Saturday.  How awkward. Well, hello anyways.  (P.S. if you're confused about why this says Friday when it is Saturday, that's because I adjusted time and space to accommodate myself).

Now that it’s late at night, you can hear one of my famous LateNite Rants™.  I don’t actually have any famous LN Rants, but you can hear one anyway.

Kazoos and the Blues

Hey nerds.
I've decided to start my post Tuesday night (although I'm posting Wednesday night) because I know tomorrow is going to be a hell-and-a-half kind of day. So instead of doing actual work right now to make tomorrow better, I'm doing the fun thing (writing my blog post) to make tomorrow even less enjoyable. Now tell me that isn't sound logic. Wait, stop! Jesus, don't answer aloud! People will look at you funny. And I thought I had no social awareness.

The Home Stretch

This post is going to be short not because I want it to be short but because, in the interest of my grades, should be short.  Sadly, my review of the blueprints of my fraternity house (which I've already drawn up), the review of my first year in college and how I feel about it overall, and my new obsession with Welsh Choir music will have to wait till next week.  I really would love to write about it, but I should be studying for finals.  See you next week!

Jason

Sorry to Nicole for being so lackluster.  Although I didn't really hype it up, I gave you at least something to expect from me when I said you'd hear from me whenever you check the blog.  Guess not. Guess you're going to have to wait another week.

We shall see the Shire again.

Some of us sooner than others. Apparently, by the time Rachael reads this she will already be in the Shire. Hopefully the movie got it right; I'd hate for the book's version of seeing the Shire again to come true. Well, I still have a couple of weeks before I find myself looking upon a familiar sight. I'll be failing to remember the taste of strawberries until May 22, which is, I believe, later than Rachael, Jason, and Rich get home, but before Nicole gets home. So this week I have classes and next week I have exams. Disirregardless of when you guys stop posting, I will post next Monday and very likely the Monday after that. If ruining the weekly symmetry of the blog is something you can't deal with, go ahead and leave, because I'm not going to.

Updated: "Final D.C. Post?!" to avoid murder and sheer dislike

Hi, all.

Hot Damn Have I Gained Weight

I didn't focus the camera quite right, unfortunately.  This is my first attempt at a vlog.  Not sure if I like seeing how I look yet.  We'll see.  Nighty night y'all.

EDIT: Oh man is that a hot preview or what.

Wednesday is a popular day to post, eh?

Upon writing my little draft this week that I do before every post to determine what I will talk about (I guess it's more of an outline then) I was confused as to what actual happened this week.  Normally this confusion stems from what I do on the weekdays, but this week was different.  This week I knew exactly what I did on each weekday and what was confusing was that I had no recollection of the weekend.  Now, after five minutes of pondering I still cannot figure out what I did this weekend.  Strange.  Well, my weekdays have been packed with activities because as some, but probably not most, of you know this was my last week of classes and thus I am done with my first year of college classes.  I still have finals in a week, but wow time really does fly.

To (Zom)bie or not to bie? That is the---BRAAAAIIIIINS!

So here I am. Posting on Wednesday, as expected. Life is so predictable for Nicole Danser, isn't it? Or... is it? OR IS IT!?

Tuesday is here and I am not ready for it

I am writing this at 6:29 and am going to leave for my date party in 30 minutes in which I will not have access to a computer for the remainder of the day.  Thus, I will be posting sometime Wednesday morning and I apologize for being late.  Sorry!  See you soon!