HELLO EVERYONE DID YOU MISS THE YELLITUDE?!

You know what?  I missed all y'all.  I'm glad we got to see each other over break (except Rachael, who must have inexplicably lost my number and not known who was texting her).  I kid, I kid.  Now that all of my abuse has gotten out of the way (All of it?  Who are we kidding.), let's kick some ARSE!!!!!11!!11!!!1!!!!shiftone!!!!11!!

Rich is Early--Must be the End of Days

OH WOW HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!  Well okay I'm super stressed and pressed for time so let's DO THIS!

All the single ladies? ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS TITLE HAS SOME RELEVANCE TO MY LIFE?!

TIME TRAVEL

"Wow Rich, I could have sworn you were supposed to post on Thursday."
"IT IS THURSDAY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT" /embarrassed

Okay.  I'm sorry I didn't post on time.  Skip ahead to "YESTERDAY" if you want to find out why.  Or, if you care about my life, read the whole thing! =D