It's been a while since anyone posted here. I just wrote some directions for Delara who will be visiting Berkeley this weekend. I joked that they would be the best directions ever, and so I tried to live up to my words. I enjoy writing stuff like this where I have a prompt of sorts and just have fun with it. It's hard to come up with fun prompts like "directions for a friend" on my own so these rarely happen, but like I said they are fun to write. Enjoy!