YELLING IS SO GREAT AHHHHHH!!!!!

So, in the spirit of Derek's post I thought I would try something new this week.

I AM GOING TO BELLIGERENTLY YELL AND CHANGE SUBJECT RAPIDLY BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT TO BE A LOT MORE FUN!

SOOO CUTEEEEE

OMG LOOK AT THIS PUPPY ITS SOOOOOO CUTE.

I found this wonderful portion of reddit thanks to Christ Nguyen the other day:
http://www.reddit.com/r/aww
It's pretty fucking amazing. You should check it out.  And thank him. THANK HIM.

AND NOW I'M JUST GOING TO RAMBLE FOR A COUPLE OF LINES BECAUSE I WANT MY TEXT TO BE BEYOND THE PUPPY HORIZON BEFORE I START TO MOVE ON TO A DIFFERENT TOPI-...

I also run, like Derek (EXCEPT FASTER THAN DEREK BECAUSE I'M A NINJA), and similarly explore many new places, like Derek (EXCEPT I EXPLORE BETTER PLACES).  I ALSO DO NOT TAKE A CAMERA WITH ME ON MY RUNS, LIKE DEREK. BUT, unlike Derek, I will revisit those places I have ran to, and take pictures of them for your viewing pleasure because I CARE ABOUT THIS BLOG.  LET THE SASS BATTLE BEGIN.  AND, to top it off, I try to bring our lovely viewers Quality, not Quantity (those were intentionally capitalized for no apparent reason, yes), so I will show you only one AMAZING PICTURE, instead of A MULTITUDE OF SHITTY ONES.  YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. BRING IT ON LOVER BOY.  SASS BATTLE: TUESDAY EDITION HAS BEGUN.

OOOOOOH SOOO PRETTY SOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN A MULTITUDE OF PICTURES.  ALSO IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING THIS IS ON TOP OF THE HILLS BEHIND CLARK KERR CAMPUS AND THE CLARK KERR TRACK WHICH I WAS RUNNING ON  BEFORE I DECIDED TO TAKE A DETOUR INTO THE WILDERNESS AND FIND THIS PLACE AND NOW I'M JUST RAMBLING TO MAKE SURE THAT I HAVE THE LONGEST CAPTION EVER PUT ON A PICTURE IN THIS BLOG BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SET A RECORD FOR MANY THINGS IN THIS POST.

Recently, I've been listening to a lot of Florence + The Machine.  To break my next record, I'm going to be the first to directly address Ms. T in their post (AND IF THIS IS DONE BEFORE SHUT UP BECAUSE I'M TOO LAZY TO LOOK AND I MUST EMPLOY RICH-ESQUE TECHNIQUES IN ALL I DO WHILE I'M WRITING THIS POST-OH MY GOD I HAVE BROWNIES IN THE FRIDGE BE RIGHT BACK WHAT AM I DOING HERE) by saying that I remember one day when we were listening to your lovely (this isn't sarcasm I actually liked your music selection) music collection you played some Florence (Dog Days are Over; not my favorite, but a good one) AND NOW I REALIZE I REALLY HAD NOTHING TO SAY BUT RECOGNIZE THE FACT THAT MAYBE OUT OF ANYONE HERE YOU MIGHT BE SOMEONE WHO ENJOYS MY HAPHAZARDLY PUT TOGETHER PLAYLIST OF MY NEW FOUR FAVORITE FLORENCE SONGS)
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7E53A24340F5B9E4
SO HERE YOU GO, LISTEN TO IT IF YOU WANT TO AND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO THAT'S COOL TOO.

It's really funny when my astronomy professor subtly bashes religion.  We spent some good time talking about throwing bibles into black holes the other day, fun fun fun.  I realize I have nothing else to say about this topic so....MOVING ON

RACHAEL WAS THE ONLY PERSON TO SKYPE ME, WHAT ARE ALL YALL DOING!>!>!>!>!>!!??!LR!#:##?##>#>?#??##{":#:":_+#{#>:#?!?!!?!?!??! ESPECIALLY YOU WINTER BREAK HOMIES. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!?!?!  AND DON'T THINK THIS IS EXCLUDING YOU EITHER MS. T. I would love to inform you of all my wonderful conversations with Cole where we talk about our classes and neither of us really understand the other but that's ok because they are similar to the meal commons chats I promised before.  HA. HA. HA. INSIDE JOKE WITH MISS TOPPING.  SUCK IT.  OBLIVIATE! (now Ms. T's last memory was of MY inside joke, not any of yours, so I BASICALLY WIN)

SOOOOOO, what I was going to say was in regards to my decision about my fraternity, and I prefaced it with priding Rachael on her "being an awesome friend-ness" because she has already heard my short blurb on this and thus deserves compensation for repeat reading.  After a week of meeting with almost all of the brothers on a one-on-one basis, I am much more convinced that homosexuality played no part at all in their decision regarding Favio.  I love the brothers of the fraternity, every one of them.  Thus, I believe Phi Psi is still worth joining and I'm excited to hopefully make an impact on the Cal Gamma chapter.  Live Ever, Die Never. Phi Kappa Psi!

WOW THAT WAS SERIOUS, THAT DIDN'T FEEL RICH-ESQUE AT ALL. LETS LOOK AT ANOTHER CUTE ANIMAL!

AWWWWWWW

I got a new chemistry professor on Monday.  We finished quantum mechanics, and have moved on to macroscopic topics such as gas laws and kinetics.  One notable thing about this transition is that HOLY SHIT CHEM IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH EASIER NOW.  These macroscopic concepts are much easier to grasp than the microscopic ones.  That is if our new teacher actually teaches us about chem... the jury is still out.  He began Monday's lecture showing us a picture of Al Gore and Rajendra Pachauri receiving the nobel peace prize in 2007 for their work on global warming.  Then went on to say, "DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY HAVE HEARD, GLOBAL WARMING IS NOT A MYTH, IT DOES EXIST AND IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM.  GOVERNOR RICK PERRY IS DUMB, ALL HE SAYS ON THIS TOPIC IS COMPLETE BS."  He might have not yelled, but his voice was forceful enough to give a reason for those caps.  He proceeded to tell us all about how China is going to become such a major part of the world economy in the near future and how it our job as chemists, chemical engineerings, and as he put it, "those biology majors or whatever you guys are called" making clear what his least favorite major was in the college of chem, to discover solutions to this imminent problem.  It was quite an entertaining lecture, but it felt more like a seminar on global warming and predictions for where the economy could go in a few years.  I'm fine with his lecturing style because I actually get this new macroscopic material, but hopefully that was a first lecture "thing" and he will go more into actual teaching mode in the future.

OKAY SO LAST THING I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT! I got late night (food late at night in the dining commons) with two of my brothers on Friday night, and hilarity ensued.  I saw Sarah (Light) sitting with a friend and we were invited to join them at their table, and so we did.  They had just gotten back from a photo shoot for BARE magazine, so it came up that Jacob (one of my brothers) was an Abercrombie model. (BTW THIS GUY LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE BEN.  SAME FACE. SAME BUILD. SAME EVERYTHING. OR JAMES FRANCO, WHATEVER YOUR MAN-CRUSH MAY BE.)  Jacob is generally not very open about his job, he prefers not to talk about for who knows what reason, maybe he is instructed to do so or maybe he just doesn't think its the most prestigious job to have.  I think it's pretty cool though.  BACK TO THE STORY.  So he was explaining how two people came up to him, one named Andrew, another Jamie (girl), and just said, "We like your style! We work for Abercrombie and were wondering if you wanted to come to a casting interview."  He said yes, but was slightly disoriented because was already running late for class, so didn't think much of it.  How he got the job isn't the point of this story though.  I don't know if you know, but Sarah is EXTREMELY sassy, and so she did this impression of Andrew and Jamie asking him in the most over the top, flamboyant way.  I can't describe it at all over text to do it justice but I will gladly reenact it (or maybe we can get Sarah too? Cha with Sarah and Barvin, Rachael? Yeah thats right fuckers, stay out of our chatés, we don't want you) for you when we see each other over Thanksgiving break.  Anyway, I'll leave you with  a video of what her reenactment sort of reminded me of.

My name's Andrew! And I'm Jamie! And We're. From. Abercrombie!!!!!!!!!!

Love you all,

Jason